It is the day that we should, within our own boundaries, show off our figures and try to set off a volcano or earthquake. Yes, there is a religious figure who says the volcano exploded because of women not dressing modestly enough. In honor of this, today we wear whatever we save for normal "I look fabulous" moments. For some of us, this means mascara and showing off our ankles. For me, this is sweat pants and my tankini top to the gym, followed by home bound attire of sweat pants and a simple knit top that covers my cleavage and saves many men from driving off the road while I make a point.

I do NOT expect any major earthquakes or eruptions today. However, should it happen, I shall be amused and insist that we somehow harness this power and solve the energy crisis.

Really.