Unfortunately, we're neither teenagers nor minorities.

If they can lie about whether they wrote the work, how about we don't tell them what race or age we are?

I can feel a certain compassion for the Blair Witch boys -- I suspect they are now in way over their heads. I hope they haven't spent it all, because their encore will need to be impressive. BW II was ho-hum, I hear.

I've heard "Snakes on a Plane" bandied about, but haven't heard exactly what it is? And have been too tired to care. I have too much to do to be this tired . . .