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alfreda89 ([personal profile] alfreda89) wrote2004-10-06 04:00 pm
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Oh, don't you wish he HAD said this...

In other campaign news, Bush ridiculed Kerry's statement that the U.S. must pass "a global test" before using military force, adding, "I have never passed a test in my life and I'm not going to start now."

By Andy Borowitz
© 2004 Newsweek, Inc.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/6185094/site/newsweek

Andy Borowitz is the author of The Borowitz Report, and the winner of the National Press Club's humor award. For more, go to www.borowitzreport.com.
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