Tea Break -- is this tarot card interp pretentious or unbelievably hip?

[alfreda89]

"The Lovers card affirms my alter ego is a port key to a Soul Mate or deal, whose superpower is compatibility in the midst of reconciling dichotomy to interconnect as a whole new entity or 'color.' To be or not to be: at ultimatum or rival tensions mounting, negotiating acceptable trade-offs validates our unique perspectives to reflect what each lacks for a balanced voice of truce. When we're together I'm beside myself, so I concede mutual vested interest, incentive or opportunity to my other half for valued consideration. For only by the power of self-respect in reciprocal vulnerability, need and compassion do 'me and thee consummate we.' The rest is all a dance on the sidelines of Cinderella Pandering or prohibition, or around a Bermuda Triangle of bottom line temptation to cheat by provocation, promiscuity, or shame. But here at the gate of impasse, I still have a choice and my pride."

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[http://users.livejournal.com/la_marquise_de_/]

What? I'd go with incomprehensible.

[estara.livejournal.com]

So do I. Glad it's not just because I'm a non-native speaker.

[sheilagh.livejournal.com]

the part that makes sense:

only by the power of self-respect in reciprocal vulnerability, need and compassion do 'me and thee consummate we.'


The rest is like FreeWillAstrology dude, only far less coherent. And that.. is saying something.

[starcat-jewel.livejournal.com]

I'll take "incoherent" for $200, Alex.

[alfreda89.livejournal.com]

It's not you -- this makes **me** feel like I'm not a native speaker!

[alfreda89.livejournal.com]

LOL!

[alfreda89.livejournal.com]

I thought there was something useful in there, but it was making me work hard for it!

[alfreda89.livejournal.com]

99% of it. You think they'd try harder with a major arcana.