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Catalog Writing by the Frustrated Novelist....
You know that this would make catalogs a lot more fun.
Pottery Barn Catalogue Descriptions Written by an Aspiring Crime Novelist.
BY Kate Hahn
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The door to the Farmhouse Armoire stands slightly ajar, revealing room for a 60-inch television and something more sinister... The solid pine doors can withstand the pounding fists of a captive lunatic, but not ammonia-based cleansers.
Pottery Barn Catalogue Descriptions Written by an Aspiring Crime Novelist.
BY Kate Hahn
- - - -
The door to the Farmhouse Armoire stands slightly ajar, revealing room for a 60-inch television and something more sinister... The solid pine doors can withstand the pounding fists of a captive lunatic, but not ammonia-based cleansers.