Now there's a three person sofa blocking the truck entrance to the trash compactor. I swear, if I was a little more enterprising, I'd rig a camera to find these idiots. Really enterprising, I could blackmail them so I would not turn them in, if they took the offending items away and paid a small stipend to the camera equipment.

But I was raised as a goody two-shoes, so blackmail is not in my genetic makeup.

Idiots. I'd better check the mail while the getting is good....