A SOFA?!

[alfreda89]

Now there's a three person sofa blocking the truck entrance to the trash compactor. I swear, if I was a little more enterprising, I'd rig a camera to find these idiots. Really enterprising, I could blackmail them so I would not turn them in, if they took the offending items away and paid a small stipend to the camera equipment.

But I was raised as a goody two-shoes, so blackmail is not in my genetic makeup.

Idiots. I'd better check the mail while the getting is good....

Comments

[apricot-tree.livejournal.com]

Some of these folks have guns and vicious tempers. Might not want to be seen.

[alfreda89.livejournal.com]

Very true. Which is why if I ever slide one of those XKCD.com parking cartoons under someone's windshield wiper, it will be at about 2 am on a weeknight....

The joy of writing fiction. You can get these urges out -- usually without getting yourself hurt.