Yes, I know all about Cat Gravity. Not only have I read the book, but I experience it on a daily basis. currently the ammount of cat gravity spilling over onto our dining room table is 60% less than normal. That, of course, is after we cleaned it off and set the same goal...it didn't work for us.

And usually our table also has a cat statue...a beautiful figurine of a 15 pound sleeping tiger cat...till he wakes up.