When humor and terror collide

[alfreda89]

I was browsing through the Texas Register for changes in the massage therapy laws, and I found this in the December Register. The names have been blocked, since I have no idea if this couple will be prosecuted, or simply has to get a license, or what...

"Notice is hereby given that the Department of State Health Services (department) ordered all small containers of processed uranium identified as "yellowcake" located at the residence of XXXXX (unlicensed) be impounded and temporarily stored at the department's headquarters in Canyon until the radioactive material is transferred to a licensed entity or the department issues other orders."

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Comments

[mevennen.livejournal.com]

Bizarre! Someone in Almaty got busted a few years ago for keeping black market uranium in their apartment, but it was pretty clear that they'd nicked it.

[alfreda89.livejournal.com]

Well, I have to hope they got busted, in this case...

[noiseinmyhead.livejournal.com]

so, no radioactive massages ?

[alfreda89.livejournal.com]

I channel enough energy in a regular massage--I don't need to go looking for it!