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alfreda89 ([personal profile] alfreda89) wrote2006-05-03 01:25 am
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Silly joke

A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at
the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He
asked, "What are all those clocks?"

St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a
Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move."

"Oh," said the man, "whose clock is that?"

"That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that
she never told a lie."

"Incredible," said the man. "And whose clock is that one?" St. Peter
responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved
twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life."

"Where's Bush's clock?" asked the man.

"Bush's clock is in Jesus's office. He's using it as a ceiling fan."

[identity profile] mevennen.livejournal.com 2006-05-03 09:05 am (UTC)(link)
This was hilarious! Thank you.

[identity profile] alfreda89.livejournal.com 2006-05-03 05:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Now all we need is the perfect Cheney joke . . ..

[identity profile] alfreda89.livejournal.com 2006-05-03 08:40 pm (UTC)(link)
I shrieked, I admit it.