Better than a guilty pleasure --

After Agatha Heterodyne is required to slam a few people up against the wall, when their attention wanders from survival to taking bets on which prince she'll keep...if not both...one of them (contritely) has a question:

"This party -- Can I have a pretty dress, too?"

"...Well, of course. ...Assuming you're still alive."

Adventure! Romance! Mad Science! Girl Genius Online. If you've missed it, you're missing a lot of fun.