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alfreda89 ([personal profile] alfreda89) wrote2007-02-22 09:30 pm
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I'm hosed -- Christmas Coda

I have mentioned in passing that I didn't have much of a chance to have a holiday tree, much less enjoy it, until New Year's approached. So I took the long view, decided to enjoy it past 12th Night (the usual time it comes down) and just pack it up when the time came.

I am into trees -- with a fresh wreath on the door -- and collect unusual ornaments or things that can be used as ornaments. This year, I even broke down and bought a storage box for the tree. The cardboard box has suffered twenty years of use. Now, I have a nice 184 quart plastic box that can store up to a six foot tree. (A store clerk was taking a survey of what people intended to do with the box. His favorite was the person marinating a pig in one.)

However -- if your tree is of European extract (and a glorious tree it is) there's this eensy-weensy problem. The tree does not come apart in enough sections. So there's a foot or two of pole hanging off the end.

*stabbity stabbity stabbity*

(Sound effect lifted from [livejournal.com profile] suricattus)

I can't saw the @#%$@ thing off, it's got a steel pole. So...I will leave it laying in the entry hall like a beached whale, so W can have a laugh. I may have to order something from a holiday store, since probably NO one has any of the storage bags they were selling last month.

Mutter, mutter.... I almost locked this, you know. Who wants to be known as the woman who can gage baking ingredients to the fraction but failed stuffing trees in boxes?

[identity profile] oliana0.livejournal.com 2007-02-23 12:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Just out of curiosity, where'd you get the box? My cardboard is bothering me because the tree really doesn't fit in it any more (I blame the lights I added).

[identity profile] alfreda89.livejournal.com 2007-02-26 09:58 pm (UTC)(link)
The Container Store!

[identity profile] noiseinmyhead.livejournal.com 2007-02-23 01:51 pm (UTC)(link)
take an OLD SHEET, I know you have a few of those around, and wrap it up

[identity profile] alfreda89.livejournal.com 2007-02-26 09:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Most likely what I will do, unless I find a tree bag on sale. I'd like something waterproof. And unless I somehow seal the corners of, say, an old shower curtain, A bag designed for waterproof-ness would be desirable...

[identity profile] bevhale.livejournal.com 2007-02-23 01:55 pm (UTC)(link)
poor baby. I won't laugh. Remember, I'm the one who blew up 2 pounds of carrots in a blender. sigh.

The ultimate neighborhood defense item!

[identity profile] dragonherder1.livejournal.com 2007-02-23 02:49 pm (UTC)(link)
When Vampzilla attacks, only YOU will be prepared!

Die, varmint, die!

David

Re: The ultimate neighborhood defense item!

[identity profile] alfreda89.livejournal.com 2007-02-26 10:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, you evil man. This supporting character is congealing in my subconscious...he hunts feral trees...his wife knits holiday trees (the only safe kind of Christmas tree) and he uses hinged artificial trees to stab feral ones....