Titles: Either I nail them at the beginning, or it's a struggle.

[alfreda89]

I've finally finished my haunted dollhouse story, and it's ready to go. Except for one thing -- it needs a title. I can call it "A Haunted Dollhouse?" but that's a bit vanilla. Although the question mark does imply the crux of the story -- is this ghosts, con artists, an elaborate joke (and if so, on who?) My heroine does the best she can for the customer, and wins the day -- no matter what's going on in that dollhouse.

So, suggestions gratefully examined.

Comments

[lillian13.livejournal.com]

A small scary room? Barbies Nightmare House? Terror in Tiny Town? ;-)

[alfreda89.livejournal.com]

Well, she sells a 50s Elvis doll to help with the exorcism. Can you think of an Elvis song that works? Mergit suggests that Elvis can help the ghost realize Heaven can be fun....

[lillian13.livejournal.com]

Sorry for the caps, all the titles were capped:
A HOUSE THAT HAS EVERYTHING
ANYPLACE IS PARADISE
BABY LET'S PLAY HOUSE
GREEN GREEN GRASS OF HOME
LET'S FORGET ABOUT THE STARS
(THERE'S) NO ROOM TO RHUMBA IN A SPORTS CAR
THERE'S NO PLACE LIKE HOME
TRUE LOVE TRAVELS ON A GRAVEL ROAD

[incandragon.livejournal.com]

Hmm ...
Sugarplum Dream House of Horror
Trouble in Toyland
Toyland Terror and the Yeti of Yuletide
Merry Mayhem
Gift-Wrapped Ghosts and Yuletide Yetis
Barbie's Very Wary Christmas

[alfreda89.livejournal.com]

You know, even though she doesn't actually appear, the last one has a strong appeal -- the bland suburban family being haunted by...humm... ;^)

[6-penny.livejournal.com]

I did have an Ibsen flash!

Silly Person --

[alfreda89.livejournal.com]

-- not even close. THis story has humor in it! ;^)