It's a conspiracy!

[alfreda89]

Well, no, probably not...but what if all these idiots are trying to get rid of geeks by making sure they can't breed?

Save the Geeks! Don't put your laptop in your lap!

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Laptop or fertility, which would you choose?

A study by State University of New York researchers says heat generated from laptops can significantly elevate the temperature of the scrotum, potentially putting sperm count at risk.

And for the growing segment of the working world that relies on laptops, a dilemma may emerge on whether to be productive at work or in the bedroom.

http://news.com.com/2100-1044-5485763.html

Comments

[sartorias.livejournal.com]

Maybe they don't say it any more, but when I taught high school, the dorkmeisters were the braindead ones, whose greatest idea of wit was Beavis and Butthead.

[alfreda89.livejournal.com]

Perhaps they do--I worked hard to avoid people who thought B&B were amusing...