Have you seen this yet? We have Creationism, then Intelligent Design, then Pastafarianism...and now, for the linguists, "Wrathful Dispersion Theory"... Parody or truth? Have fun!
"Wrathful Dispersion Theory," as it is called, should be taught in
the public schools alongside evolutionary theories of historical
linguistics. http://www.livejournal.com/users/q_pheevr/33337.html