I'm classy that way...

Passed on from Oliana0:

A GOLD Dragon Lies Beneath!

My inner dragon is the most honorable of all. I enjoy shape-shifting, humans, and the occasional crusade to save the world. I'm what you might call a Draconic Knight. Click the image to try the Inner Dragon Online Quiz for yourself.

Pull the other one, it's got bells...

So I get a small catalog from Crate&Barrel, not the wide and tall ones they normally send. It's called Everyday Best Buys. With an elegant green and white patterned sheet set on a nice contemporary wood bed.

Inside, the prices say "Best Buy $xx.xx" in red ink, against white background, black type and cool pictures echoing the cover -- even the gray toned items have a hint of green in them.

Never mind that no one in their right mind would pay these prices for things, unless they either won the lotto or are buying for very good friends.

Crate&Barrel -- I used to go there to buy cool things at great prices. Like an upscale Pier 1. Now I go to window shop.

It still has entertainment value, while stirring dinner...