In honor of National Boob-quake Day.... a PG-13 post

I have permission to post fellow writer Robin Wayne Bailey's homage to "The Shelf":





I like 'em big, I like 'em small
Not flat -- extra-dimensional overall
Is best, suspended high upon the chest
Or swinging down upon the knees
Or flopping in a random breeze
I offer up this verbal blitz
This bit of whimsy, this Ode to Tits
I like 'em bare
Okay, I like 'em best with hair
I like 'em pierced with golden rings
I just love those squeezy things
Built-in water wings -- so handy!
Suck 'em, lick 'em -- tastes like candy!
Frazetta breasts that float on air
Raquel Welch has quite a pair!
So don't be shy - display that fat
A pair of tits is where its at!

--- Robin Wayne Bailey