The REAL facts about that McDonald's coffee lawsuit

Not so frivolous...

http://www.lectlaw.com/files/cur78.htm

Coming out November 1, 2007 -- KarmaSEAtra: Secrets of Sex in the Sea

EDIT: Everyone is a critic! Now -- the book might be a holiday gift-giving opportunity.

My favorite from the article:

Readers also will learn that the humble barnacle has the longest penis in relation to body size in the world.

"It's stuck to a rock so it's going to be pretty hard to meet the opposite sex," Marris explains.

"So it has this penis that can be rolled out and just go wandering around the rock pools in search of a mate."



http://www.theage.com.au/news/books/extreme-sex-under-the-sea/2007/10/25/1192941237629.html

It was a knock-down, drag-out battle....

-- but I finally got the Gettix system to give me a ticket for Wednesday night's TUNA DOES VEGAS.

Requiring someone buying tickets to create an account just to buy a ticket while a timer is busily ticking down -- and tossing you out to try again, if you can! before you have secured the ticket -- guarantees I will drive down to the #$^$ Paramount Theatre next time and buy the blasted thing in person.

There are reasons I don't go to plays much anymore. That's one of them. I have more useless %$#$#@$% accounts places....

And yes -- that's how they spell "theater".

BOOM!