I hate WORD...

So I am doing a very important document -- a critical document. My resume. I need three columns of bullet points, and don't really want to toss in three lines of actual columns. So I just yanked out a bullet symbol, and built the columns using tabs.

Then I go to draw a straight line of underline. Every time one of the lines goes over BY ONE CLICK to the next line, Word regretfully informs me that it HATES the document, is killing it, and wants to send a report.

I think we're up to four times now, and Microsoft is getting heartily tired of the Error Reports.

* STABBITY * STABBITY * STABBITY *

Time for a lunch break.