alfreda89: 3 foot concrete Medieval style gargoyle with author's hand resting on its head. (Boobies!)
Haven't done one of these silly things in forever. This one is Kristine Smith's fault!

And I say that Question 8 should have offered "All of the Above" as a choice!

Quiz: What Kind of Liberal Are You?

My Liberal Identity

You are an Eco-Avenger, also known as an environmentalist or tree hugger. You believe in saving the planet from the clutches of air-fouling, oil-drilling, earth-raping conservative fossil fools.

Take the quiz at
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alfreda89: 3 foot concrete Medieval style gargoyle with author's hand resting on its head. (Burmese Basket)
So, for the first time in months, no years, I have beef chili. People's Rx makes an organic, gluten free version and I broke down and tried it. Still too much for my system, I think -- very tasty, quite warm in peppers, free piece of cornbread also good but even hotter than chili pepperwise. But it's the only gluten free chili I have found in town, so recommended. NOT mild.

I did what I often do in my efficiency living -- I set the plate and bowl aside on the bed until my next trip to the kitchen.

RATTLE RATTLE RATTLE

No, not an earthquake. I've been through an earthquake. Just dishes rattling.

Me, speaking in telepathy to the cat: You won't like that.

SNORT SNORT SNORT

ARGH! )
alfreda89: 3 foot concrete Medieval style gargoyle with author's hand resting on its head. (Boobies!)
The geekiest man of all time, and the founder of almost everything to do with electricity/energy -- Nikola Tesla.

I look forward to the amendment of Wikipedia.

And thanks to [livejournal.com profile] marthawells for reminding me that I want to take The Oatmeal on RSS!
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Solving two problems at once -- the cost of WIFI and people cleaning up after their pets -- may I introduce you to POO WIFI?

Yes, it's just what it sounds like, and a tidy station, too.

Of course, I think too much. This will figure into a movie, where someone can't get a pet to cooperate, desperately needs to send email, and retires behind the bushes to take care of the problem himself. (I suspect a himself -- although I suppose it depends on how desperate the person is to send email.) And then there's paying homeless people for contributions.

The writing mind never sleeps!
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I love this online comic. If you've missed it, I highly recommend that you check it out. And -- check out the Kickstarter! ([livejournal.com profile] suricattus is also running a Kickstarter -- more Costa Nostradamus stories! I'm backing them!)

Originally posted by [livejournal.com profile] shaenon at Skin Horse Kickstarter Drive Passes $10,000!

We've passed $10,000 on the Skin Horse Kickstarter drive!  Thank you, one and all!

To celebrate, and because we keep thinking of stuff, we've unlocked two new bonus levels: Investigator Into the Conspiracy and Arbiter of Reality.

http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/250007708/skin-horse-volume-3

So, yeah, spread the word and such.

alfreda89: 3 foot concrete Medieval style gargoyle with author's hand resting on its head. (Default)
AND good grammar. The Oatmeal takes on ten words you should really stop misspelling.

The artist has a grammar pack -- a deal on five posters. If I was an English teacher, or teaching ESL, I'd think about these. Good discussions with ESL for understanding language, and just good silliness to refer to when needed.

I think that two of his tricks may help me with a couple of things I have to stop and think about.
alfreda89: 3 foot concrete Medieval style gargoyle with author's hand resting on its head. (Boobies!)
Someone pokes fun at the Google Doodles, demonstrating several you'll never see celebrated -- including Snidely Whiplash (Don't know him? Google him, of course!)

From the Christian Science Monitor.
alfreda89: 3 foot concrete Medieval style gargoyle with author's hand resting on its head. (Boobies!)
Some of the responses are what you'd expect, but I did enjoy the response to using big cats in advertising. Disney and MacDonalds will be happy!
alfreda89: 3 foot concrete Medieval style gargoyle with author's hand resting on its head. (Boobies!)
Taiwan airline EVA Air has contracted with the character owners to create three Hello Kitty themed jets -- right down to the food boxes and hand lotion.

They could probably make a lot of money selling Hello Kitty travel packs!
alfreda89: (Cat Magic)
Or, Why You Should Be Careful What You Bet Your Fans. The Bloggess made a Twit Oops, where something pops out of your fingers that should only have been said in front of your closest friends, as a gag? She said that if her new book hit #1 on Amazon's pre-ordered Humor List she'd post a pic of herself either naked or with twine.

When it hit #2, she posted several pics of her cat Ferris Mewler naked. And with twine (a cat with attitude!)

And then the book hit #1. So Jenny posted a pic of herself almost nude (with a hat, and wearing a friend.) It's Wolf Blitzer, of course. Jenny looks slightly embarrassed but game (if you'll pardon the multiple meaning of the word.)

No twine.

And she thanks Wolf Blitzer for saving her marriage.

Then there was the time in a SFWA suite where a certain SF writer had had a few too many drinks, and when told that pizza was in the offering, said: "I'd strip for a piece of pizza!"

I do not love pizza that much.
alfreda89: 3 foot concrete Medieval style gargoyle with author's hand resting on its head. (Furry crustacian!)
The first thing that occurred to me as I started watching the slide show was, the write-up talks about "he" and calls him Tommy Tucker.

Apparently, this was a cross-dressing squirrel. And no one minded.

The Bloggess shared this with me.

People and animals sometimes are just...odd.
alfreda89: 3 foot concrete Medieval style gargoyle with author's hand resting on its head. (Boobies!)
This came from a list I am on -- it's told by the appliance repair man, who says he has observed this over and over again:

When he pulls out stoves, he's noticed that women invariably act as I did and step right in to clean up the mess revealed behind the stove. But when his clients are men (this has happened more than once!) they spot the mess, and say to him, "What a mess. Hurry up and put the stove back before she see it."

I've been hoping that nothing important rolled under the stove in this apartment, because I do not want to go fishing for it! That said, dust can be removed by wrapping a damp paper towel around a yard stick and carefully sliding it under there. It's part of why I keep a yard stick. (As for the cleaning fetish -- Once I was going nuts from mold blooming behind a counter. It took a bottle of X-14 dumped behind the counter to kill the mold. Be warned!)

Half-sticks are also great for smoothing wallpaper behind toilets. (The trivia writers pick up!)
alfreda89: 3 foot concrete Medieval style gargoyle with author's hand resting on its head. (Boobies!)
"...it's like a Russian nesting doll of intellectual theft!"

-- Stephen Colbert (I think about The Huffington Post)
alfreda89: 3 foot concrete Medieval style gargoyle with author's hand resting on its head. (Boobies!)
Seen at Woot!'s Apocalyptic tee shirt sale:

Don’t wear this shirt: if you work for Google. They’ll redesign it to make it “sleek” and “new” and “irritating to use.”
alfreda89: 3 foot concrete Medieval style gargoyle with author's hand resting on its head. (Boobies!)
...and like the person in the comments, I immediately thought of assembling an Ikea desk..

PS -- FIREFOX UPDATED AND I LOST MY BBCODE AGAIN ARGH.

I may have to take up a collection for the creator or something.

PPS -- Did I ever tell you about Wolf Blizter? This is the only way to watch the Twilight movies. I always see the Twilight movies as Rifftrax, but I'd go to the straight movie if I could wear Wolf Blitzer!

The Bloggess makes me laugh.
alfreda89: (Cat Magic)
Ursula has always been chosen by a cat or two, never chosen them. She went in search of one, and sure enough, a cat found her.
alfreda89: (Winter_Mette's Glogg)
Must - have - pecans!

These things are addictive! I'm going to have to take the dark chocolate pecans to a party tomorrow because I cannot stop eating a couple, even though they are so rich my stomach says "Now, wait a minute" after the third pecan half. Because these are not a thin slip of chocolate, people. These are toothsome chocolate pecans.

And the apple pie pecans! Remember, these are all still RAW pecans. No heat is involved! Hill country apples, hill country wildflower honey and a hint of secret spice. OMG. This is the way snacking sweet nuts should taste. Just a hint of sweetness, a touch of sticky, and all goodness. All gluten free!

They are experimenting with semi-sweet chocolate clusters, and the SSCC are just fine. My heart has been given to the dark chocolate side, but the semi-sweet can definitely keep me warm on a cold night.

And the salty crunchy? We're talking just a "kiss" of salt. Secret, perhaps even eldritch doings involving brining, dehydrating, and a partridge in a pear tree produce the best salty yet raw nuts imaginable.

[I have not yet tried the BBQ pecans, but they are made with liquid smoke, and the smoke is created from an 18th century recipe. No joke.)

I know, the web site is all about cracking pecan beauties for you. You have to hit their email to ask about these awesome pecans. But if you live near Austin, visit the Lakeline Farmer's Market Saturday morning in Northwest Austin, and you will find pecan nirvana. You can get smaller bags, $5-$15, and try out several kinds.

Or you can order a pound in a tin, and horde the little suckers. And I will not blame you for doing so.

Trust me on this. I'm telling you now, because eventually I will succumb to their lure, and try to scare you off so there are more nuts for me! They're like rings of power! They call to me!

Really.

NOTE (12/23/2012) They are no longer at the mall, so you will have to check on line for these lovely nuts!
alfreda89: 3 foot concrete Medieval style gargoyle with author's hand resting on its head. (Boobies!)
My e-books feel unloved.

I may have to start a betting pool for when the first sale there will take place.

Closest to first sale gets mochi chocolate brownies!
alfreda89: 3 foot concrete Medieval style gargoyle with author's hand resting on its head. (Warning Sign on a CA entrance to a parki)
I have been tripping over it for weeks, I thought I put it in the tool chest, and is it in the tool chest?

NNONNNNNOOOOOOOO!

*Sigh* So reduced to measuring with a measuring tape.

Good thing I sew.

Measuring with the arm, calculating first into cubits and then feet would NOT be amusing.

In other news, looks like I am inheriting a friend's 27" CRT TV, and checking to see if GoodWill wants one that needs the horizontal adjusted. Or if someone driving around on Bulk Cleanup will get lucky.

I hate TVs.
alfreda89: 3 foot concrete Medieval style gargoyle with author's hand resting on its head. (Massage Table Cats)
I could use a few of these...

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