alfreda89: 3 foot concrete Medieval style gargoyle with author's hand resting on its head. (Boobies!)
Beyond your wildest imaginings. He may **be** summoning Cthulu....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4K3MXY5ITxQ

Edited: They moved my link! Here's that penguin again -- Sounds like a giant hummingbird!
alfreda89: 3 foot concrete Medieval style gargoyle with author's hand resting on its head. (Boobies!)
Funny and useful!

AND NOW -- Back to taxes.
alfreda89: 3 foot concrete Medieval style gargoyle with author's hand resting on its head. (Furry crustacian!)
I used to be the web master for a nonprofit dance group. We'd try to put pictures up of couples dancing. And within a month or so, someone would come up to me and ask that the picture be taken down because people weren't "together" anymore, and it was embarrassing. Even using married couples was chancy.

So -- this production should go into R&D immediately....

http://1000words.kodak.com/thousandwords/post/?ID=8181863819447193778
alfreda89: 3 foot concrete Medieval style gargoyle with author's hand resting on its head. (Chai anime)
A roadside sign that says:

**BEER**
Now Cheaper Than Gas!
Drink, don't drive!
alfreda89: (We the People)
Usually, I loves me Jon Stewart a little bit more. But this is priceless:

"...Newt's just saying that all he ever really wanted to do is screw America. And if we elect him President, he will keep that promise."

HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!

Unfortunately, it is exactly true. If you think that I'd trust this country to a Peter Pan who is terrified of aging and of what happens when you are not in the peak of health--who divorces his wife the moment something goes wrong--and who has done this twice already (have you stashed your nut, Mrs. Gingrich? Are you deluding yourself into thinking that you're the last?)...

then I'd like to talk to you about a bridge I've got for sale....
alfreda89: (Cat Magic)
[SNORT!]

http://twolumps.net/d/20110223.html
alfreda89: 3 foot concrete Medieval style gargoyle with author's hand resting on its head. (Warning Sign on a CA entrance to a parki)
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2010/11/19/AR2010111904547_2.html

The average American has regular contact with the federal government at three points - the IRS, the post office and the TSA. Start with that fact if you are formulating a unified field theory to explain the public's current political mood.

-- George F. Will

I've got double posts over at Facebook, so I am taking off the clicks at the bottom of the page -- to see if one or both posts over there don't show up....
alfreda89: 3 foot concrete Medieval style gargoyle with author's hand resting on its head. (Chai anime)
HA-HA-HA!

http://www.webcomicsnation.com/shaenongarrity/skinhorse/series.php?view=archive&chapter=46869#186126
alfreda89: 3 foot concrete Medieval style gargoyle with author's hand resting on its head. (USS Enterprise Lightning)
I just discovered This Week In Blackness, and yes, that's a web site. It does not mince words as far as the famous Seven Words We Don't Say In Prime Time, and I did not allow the YouTube scripts, so it may not be work safe. But it is funny, smart, and dead on point on a lot of topics. This one makes this point -- THE CRAZIES PLAN TO VOTE AND PRESSURE THE REPUBLICANS INTO TAKING YOUR MOTHER'S SS AND MEDICARE AND TELLING HER TO LIVE ON PERSONAL SAVINGS (just to mention one Tea Party plan) so get out there and vote against them, dummies!

[Editorial remark: The next generation will either be saving or working until we die, but you try and cancel those two things NOW, and the Texas gray panthers will show you the reason that their weapon of choice is the shotgun -- because it doesn't have to be aimed carefully.]

http://thisweekinblackness.com/blog/2010/10/15/nyt-dear-america-ready-bat-crazy-time/ written by Elon James White.

Also, Zerlina Maxwell addresses Christine O'Donnell. Very funny, very true:

http://thisweekinblackness.com/blog/2010/10/04/dear-christine-odonnell/

This part should be a bumper sticker:

Dear Christine O’Donnell,

You are not me. I am not you. You are not us. We think you’re crazy.

Sincerely Yours,

Zerlina

P.S. Fire the staffer who thought it would be a good idea to start a campaign ad by saying, “I am not a witch.” They are not on your side.


********

I have voted and will be at the TV for the Rally for Sanity on Saturday. How about you?
alfreda89: 3 foot concrete Medieval style gargoyle with author's hand resting on its head. (BVC button)
On Friday, October 22nd, Book View Café will launch another of Jennifer Stevenson’s wildly entertaining Backstage Boys romantic comedy series, King of Hearts (ISBN 978 1 61138 012 5). When she witnesses King Dave's humiliation at the hands of his ex-wife, preacher's daughter Nadine gains control of King Dave. King Dave has never been bested. He will stop at nothing to recover his stolen machismo.

Sneak preview date for registered members at Bookviewcafe.com: 10/22/2010 ($2.99). Read an excerpt for free: http://www.bookviewcafe.com/index.php/King-of-Hearts-Section-1

Kindle launch date 10/31/2010 ($2.99)
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I really enjoyed the first of this series, Fool's Paradise, and look forward to this one!
alfreda89: 3 foot concrete Medieval style gargoyle with author's hand resting on its head. (Default)
If you haven't stopped by Book View Cafe to check out writer Chris Dolley, you're missing a lot of good grins. Writer, farmer, roof thatcher and repairer-of-ancient-Provence-houses, Cornish revolutionary for charity -- Chris always has a great story, and a wonderful way of telling that story. His latest tale is a serial on raising money for an event by taking Cornwall back from the British for a day. (As Chris repeatedly says, this was a more innocent time -- DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME!)

It starts here: http://blog.bookviewcafe.com/2010/09/18/the-free-cornish-army/

This is the same writer who put together International Kittens of Mystery, by the way -- and French Fried.
alfreda89: 3 foot concrete Medieval style gargoyle with author's hand resting on its head. (Chai anime)
Last week on Batman: The Brave and The Bold, the Birds of Prey ranked the sexual prowess of DC's superheroes, in song. It's all double entendres, but in case someone is really paying attention, I wouldn't click on this around your young kids. They'll memorize it in a heartbeat. And then start asking what the song means when it says "XXX"....



Images are Office Safe, but audio? Only if they can take a well-wrapped joke.
alfreda89: (Cat Magic)
...it is made of cats morphing into croissants.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=elpAKTauZUw&feature=player_embedded
alfreda89: 3 foot concrete Medieval style gargoyle with author's hand resting on its head. (Squid!)
I have to trust that these things happen in Idaho and Georgia, too....

http://www.wunderground.com/blog/GardenGrrl/comment.html?entrynum=138
alfreda89: 3 foot concrete Medieval style gargoyle with author's hand resting on its head. (Chai anime)
But only one category -- no overwhelming self, with too much to do.

I missed these homages to "Calvin & Hobbes" -- one of the great comics, in my opinion, and these interpretations do it proud.

http://www.comicsalliance.com/2009/12/28/more-calvin-and-hobbes-covered-by-artists/
alfreda89: (Cat Magic)
"Missing Missy" is not for cat lovers, but does have several good laughs in it!

http://www.27bslash6.com/missy.html
alfreda89: 3 foot concrete Medieval style gargoyle with author's hand resting on its head. (Default)
Okay, this is humor. Accurate? Is this why commercial success eludes me?

It says I write like J. D, Salinger.

http://iwl.me/

This silly thing made national news, of course. Writers write about writing and other writers.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100716/ap_en_ot/us_web_i_write_like
alfreda89: 3 foot concrete Medieval style gargoyle with author's hand resting on its head. (Feels like Autumn; USA color (WA))
There are several statues called "Touchdown Jesus". There used to be one made of butter. But my favorite is at Notre Dame University in South Bend, Indiana, USA. It's not a statue, it's a mural, attached to the wall of the Hesburgh Library. Quite Byzantine for a Roman Catholic college. Its real name is "The Word of Life" referring to Christ as a great teacher.

http://tour.nd.edu/locations/hesburgh-library/

He's called "Touchdown Jesus" by campus and locals because you can see all 132 feet of him rising over the north end zone of the football stadium. And folks at Notre Dame take football seriously!

There's a nice urban legend (I may have started it, I don't remember...) that since the library went up in 1963, tornadoes have jumped over the St. Joseph valley, missing South Bend. Not true -- I remember one touching down while I was home from college, although it did almost no damage. The last big tornado breakout I know about was in April of 1962, though, so there's your urban legend. Maybe it provides enough protection to keep damage to a minimum?

By the way, it doesn't feel like autumn at all -- very hot and humid right now in the Hill Country. But this is like playing Windham Hill Solstice CDs in summer. Just a little hint for Mother Nature....
alfreda89: (Cat Magic)
...and it's fun. A graphic artist gives us still another year to remember!

I was born in the Year of the Egg Cream, as it turns out. I've never had one -- they really have neither eggs nor cream?

http://www.michaeldoret.com/doret/artwork/jewzo.html

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