Life, Interrupted

I was carefully taking a full galleon of shock to the side of the pool, when one step down caused the bottle to burp.

Thus creaming my black Irish knot tee shirt. Even ripping it off and plunging it into cold water didn't help -- I now have red/black streaks on the left front side.

This, of course, was one of my few nice tees left. The pants today are the cat-ripped and pool spotted ones. I was thinking about this, I do faithfully swear (see subject).

At this rate, I will do pool care in my birthday suit.

Going down into the pit and surly about it.

WHY doesn't bleach work this way WHEN I WANT IT TO!